{"id":35403,"date":"2019-11-05T04:25:09","date_gmt":"2019-11-05T04:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/?p=35403"},"modified":"2019-11-05T04:25:09","modified_gmt":"2019-11-05T04:25:09","slug":"the-many-tech-fails-of-cursed-muppet-rudy-giuliani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/?p=35403","title":{"rendered":"The many tech fails of cursed muppet Rudy Giuliani"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/mondrian.mashable.com\/uploads%252Fcard%252Fimage%252F1070731%252F1979b268-991a-452f-8e3d-a7ce92bc834d.jpg%252F575x323__filters%253Aquality%252880%2529.jpg?signature=t7yad7AZpTO44qflmMHKvSacPWU=&#038;source=https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a tale as old-fashioned as time. A desiccated muppet valiantly fights through tech neglect after tech fail to eventually be anointed as Donald Trump&#8217;s cyber czar and, maybe, finally given the opportunity to at becoming a real boy.<\/p>\n<p>However, in the Grimm&#8217;s Fairy Tale that is <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/rudy-giuliani\/\">Rudy Giuliani&#8217;s<\/a> life, &#8220;we il be&#8221; sadly deprived of that happy intent. You discover, when it comes to all things technology related, Giuliani was cursed to live out his days as a moron. <\/p>\n<p>We are reminded of this fact today by the somehow unsurprising news that back in 2017, shortly after Trump called him<a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/powerpost\/wp\/2017\/01\/12\/trump-names-rudy-giuliani-as-cybersecurity-adviser\/\"> his cybersecurity advisor<\/a>, Giuliani toddled into an Apple Store to have his iPhone restored to factory settings. Why? Because he<a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/rudy-giuliani-locked-iphone-password-apple-store\/?utm_campaign&#038;utm_context=textlink&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_source\"> entered the incorrect password<\/a> too many times in a row. <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/article\/rudy-giuliani-tech-fails\/\">Read more &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>More about <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/twitter\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&#038;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Twitter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/smartphones\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&#038;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Smartphones<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/rudy-giuliani\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&#038;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Rudy Giuliani<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/tech\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&#038;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Tech<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/celebrities\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&#038;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Celebrities<\/a><\/p>\n<p> <a href='https:\/\/pubads.g.doubleclick.net\/gampad\/jump?iu=\/4585\/mash.to\/rss&#038;pos=atf&#038;tag=ad&#038;mtype=standard&#038;type=rss&#038;sz=300x250&#038;c=1572558501' target='_blank'> <img src='https:\/\/pubads.g.doubleclick.net\/gampad\/ad?iu=\/4585\/mash.to\/rss&#038;pos=atf&#038;tag=ad&#038;mtype=standard&#038;type=rss&#038;sz=300x250&#038;c=1572558501'><\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/Mashable\/~4\/ITxbvBv5hm4\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.mashable.com\/~r\/Mashable\/~3\/ITxbvBv5hm4\/\">feeds.mashable.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a tale as old-fashioned as time. A desiccated muppet valiantly fights through tech neglect after tech fail to eventually be anointed as Donald Trump&#8217;s cyber czar and, maybe, finally given the opportunity to at becoming a real boy. However, in the Grimm&#8217;s Fairy Tale that is Rudy Giuliani&#8217;s life, &#8220;we il be&#8221; sadly deprived &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":35404,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[95,20184,11784,1027,263],"class_list":["post-35403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-uncategorized","tag-celebrities","tag-rudy-giuliani","tag-smartphones","tag-tech","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/2019%252F10%252F31%252F49%252F4bf93696c2394d8ca59b93f41d34dbc5.ac513%252F1200x6301572927910.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}