{"id":31473,"date":"2018-06-13T17:07:03","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T17:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/?p=31473"},"modified":"2018-06-13T17:07:03","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T17:07:03","slug":"80-bee-puns-that-are-un-bee-lievably-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/?p=31473","title":{"rendered":"80+ Bee Puns That Are Un-BEE-lievably Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might run the other way when you see a bee because you are worried about getting stung, but those tiny little creatures are actually good for the environment. Most of the food we eat relies on their pollination. We wouldn&#8217;t be able to survive without them.<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention, there are a bunch of bee puns that you can use to lighten the mood in any conversation!\u00a0Here are some of the best bee puns that you can make everyone laugh with:<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">1.\u00a0Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">2.\u00a0The worst part about getting stung by bees is that the following day you are going to have to take care of those hives.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">3.\u00a0What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">4.\u00a0I know that I have never seen a humming bird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">5.\u00a0We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">6.\u00a0Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">7.\u00a0When a bee is in your hand, what&#8217;s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">8.\u00a0The younger generation of bees love the musician Sting.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">9.\u00a0Speaking of music, all bees can relate to the pop band the Bee Gees.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">10.\u00a0All bees love the honey-moon part of their relationships more than anything else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">11.\u00a0The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">12.\u00a0What&#8217;s a bee&#8217;s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">13.\u00a0The bee was fired from the barber shop because the only thing he could do was give a buzz-cut.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">14.\u00a0The little bees favorite type of candy is of course bumble gum.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">15.\u00a0A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">16.\u00a0A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">17.\u00a0What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">18.\u00a0Bee puns really sting.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">19.\u00a0They asked the beekeeper to move his business out of town because he was creating quite a buzz around town.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">20.\u00a0The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Beatles and their \u201cLet it Bee\u201d album.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">21.\u00a0What&#8217;s a happy bumblebee&#8217;s blood type? Bee positive!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">22.\u00a0Only bees who are on their best bee-havior get to go to the hive and make honey.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">23.\u00a0Who&#8217;s a bee&#8217;s favorite singer? Bee-yonc\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">24.\u00a0As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">25.\u00a0That bee certainly deserved the promotion at work, he was always so buzzy on the job.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">26.\u00a0That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">27.\u00a0The bee who loved to fly backwards would often be heard going zzub zzub zzub.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">28.\u00a0That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">29.\u00a0When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">30.\u00a0That single bee finally got married because he found his honey.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">31.\u00a0The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">32.\u00a0The bee that resides in America is also known as a USB.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">33.\u00a0Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">34.\u00a0Quit pollen my leg.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">35.\u00a0Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">36.\u00a0What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">37.\u00a0To bee or not to bee, that is the question!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">38.\u00a0Just bee yourself. You&#8217;ll think of something to come up with.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">39.\u00a0A bee&#8217;s favorite sport is rug-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">40.\u00a0What is the last thing to go through a bee\u2019s mind when it hits a windshield? Its stinger.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">41.\u00a0Who&#8217;s a bee&#8217;s favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">42.\u00a0What happens when a bee burps near the queen? It gets a royal pardon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">43.\u00a0The bees favorite guns?\u00a0 BeeBee guns, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">44.\u00a0On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">45.\u00a0What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal wee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">46.\u00a0These bee puns are just winging it.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">47.\u00a0What\u2019s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">48.\u00a0The one item the bees never forget to bring to the beach are their frisbees.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">49.\u00a0Bee puns aren&#8217;t that great. I don&#8217;t get what all the buzz is about.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">50.\u00a0The bee bank robber would always tell the bank tellers \u201cYour honey or your life.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">51.\u00a0A combination of a bumble bee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">52.\u00a0Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">53.\u00a0Bees love the summer because it is very swarm outside.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">54.\u00a0The only thing more dangerous that being with a fool is fooling with a bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">55.\u00a0Wasp are you talking about?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">56.\u00a0A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers at Burger King.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">57.\u00a0The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">58.\u00a0The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">59.\u00a0The little bees are always humming because they forgot the words to the song.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">60.\u00a0When a bee writes a sonnet, they&#8217;re waxing poetic.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">61.\u00a0A bee who is good in math knows exactly what a rhom-buzz is.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">62.\u00a0Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">63.\u00a0A bee&#8217;s favorite haircut is a buzz cut!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">64.\u00a0The killer bee was so effective because he used a large buzz-ooka.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">65.\u00a0The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself or she would call in his parents.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">66.\u00a0A bee&#8217;s favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">67.\u00a0Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">68.\u00a0A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">69.\u00a0What do you call a bee that&#8217;s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">70.\u00a0Did you know that bears without ears are commonly referred to as B\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">71.\u00a0The father bee was in such great shape for his age because he always took his vitamin-bee.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">72.\u00a0Hey! Hey! You! You! I don&#8217;t like your bee-friend.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">73.\u00a0When the bee went to the blood bank, he asked if they were in need of any bee positive blood.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">74.\u00a0The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">75.\u00a0A bee that&#8217;s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">76.\u00a0After the bee scored the winning basketball shot, the entire team wanted to give him a hive-five.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">77.\u00a0Never play hide and seek with the swarm because they will always wind up bee-hind you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">78.\u00a0Roses are red, violets are blue, killer bees are all over you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">79.\u00a0Mind your own beeswax.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">80.\u00a0Naughty bee children really need to beehive.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">81.\u00a0I can&#8217;t help pollen in love with you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">82.\u00a0Hive never felt this way bee-fore.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">83.\u00a0The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">84.\u00a0What&#8217;s a bee&#8217;s favorite flower? Bee-gonias!<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">85.\u00a0Say, these bee puns aren&#8217;t too shab-bee.\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s2.wp.com\/wp-content\/themes\/vip\/thoughtcatalog-2014\/images\/tc_mark.gif\" alt=\"TC mark\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Read more: <a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtcatalog.com\/january-nelson\/2018\/06\/bee-puns\/\">thoughtcatalog.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might run the other way when you see a bee because you are worried about getting stung, but those tiny little creatures are actually good for the environment. Most of the food we eat relies on their pollination. We wouldn&#8217;t be able to survive without them. Not to mention, there are a bunch of &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1187,4702,1369,97,129,15934,7552,15935],"class_list":["post-31473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-uncategorized","tag-bee","tag-bees","tag-comedy","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-project-oasis","tag-puns","tag-tc-trending"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/bee-puns1528909625.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31473\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ismartnetwork.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}