SACRAMENTO, CA–In a move to encourage inclusion and diversity, a brand-new California law now expects a corporation to hire at least one gang member to provide on their executive committee. Legislators will reportedly likewise accept undocumented immigrants or a homeless person if a violent gang member can’t be found.” It’s …
Read More »Trump Wins 19th Consecutive ‘Employee Of The Month’ Award At White House
WASHINGTON, D.C.–At a small ceremony in the West Wing of the White House, officials pulled down a curtain divulging the portrait of this month’s winner of the White House’s Employee of the Month award, and for the 19 th consecutive hour, the win was President Donald Trump.” In your face …
Read More »Wildfang CEO Emma Mcilroy talks immigration, feminism, and those anti-Melania “I Really Care” jackets
Wildfang CEO Emma Mcilroy talks immigration, feminism, and those anti-Melania “I Really Care” jackets Emma Mcilroy just wants to fuck shit up. Well, more specifically, Mcilroy wants to fuck up gender roles. But, after a few minutes of conversation with the Wildfang CEO, one gets the feeling that she just …
Read More »‘That Dog:’ Trump Slams Omarosa as Claims He Used N-word
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Read More »Cohen recording revelation catches Trump in a lie about McDougal payment
The New York Times on Friday broke bombshell news that in September 2016, President Trump’s longtime personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, secretly recorded a conversation with Trump “in which they discussed payments to a former Playboy model [Karen McDougal] who said she had an affair with Mr. Trump, according to lawyers and …
Read More »The Seven Wildest Moments From Peter Strzok’s Explosive House Hearing
A defiant Peter Strzok lashed out at his Republican critics during a tense hearing Thursday that devolved, at times, into over-the-top squabbling between lawmakers and heated exchanges with the controversial FBI agent. Strzok, a former counterintelligence agent, led the probe into Hillary Clinton’s email server and had been involved in the early days of …
Read More »Portuguese president gives Trump the most Big Dick Energy handshake yet
Lost amid the chaos of Wednesday’s Supreme Court-related news was this little meet-and-greet between President Trump and Portugal’s president, Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, that added another chapter to Trump’s collection of awkward handshakes. From the video, it appears as if de Sousa gives Trump a nice firm tug, flexing a …
Read More »More Bad News For Democrats: Ruth Bader Ginsburg Has Announced She Is Retiring From The Supreme Court To Play Miss Hannigan In A Community Theater Production Of ‘Annie’
It seems like when it rains it pours for the Democrats, because right after Anthony Kennedy’s retirement announcement, Ruth Bader Ginsburg has announced that she too will retire from the Supreme Court in order to play Miss Hannigan in a community theater production of Annie. Read more… Read more: clickhole.com
Read More »Former Howard Stern sidekick prank calls Trump on his podcast
Stuttering John, a podcaster who used to appear on The Howard Stern Show, managed to call the White House pretending to be a U.S. senator and spoke with President Donald Trump, while the president was on Air Force One. I find it astounding that the news media's not picking up …
Read More »What Trump’s supporters are saying about the North Korea summit
Since Tuesday’s historic summit in Singapore, when President Donald Trump met and shook hands with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, Trump has been patting himself on the back. His supporters are ecstatic, too. As part of subsequent talks, North Korea agreed to denuclearize. For some conservatives, not only is the …
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